|  |   CHAIRBORNE RANGER It's one thirty now on the strip  Chairborne daddy gonna take a little trip  Stand up, lock up, shuffle to the door  The club for lunch and home by four  If there's something to decide  Close your door and try to hide  Every time you get a call  You're out playing racquetball  First revise the SOP  Make a change in policy  Ours is not to wonder why  It's written down in the LOI  God forbid we should go to war  All that paperwork would be a bore  Let me stay behind my desk  Anything is better than the leaning rest  Chairborne Ranger, that's what I am  One of a kind, I'm and AG man   <--  |  |